LOVE, PEACE, AND AFRO GREASE.

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how my mother works
me:
mom i got all A's
mom:
me:
mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me:
mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom:
is this your cup on the table?
me:
yes
mom:
you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight

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Jérémy Kapone

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IF I EVER GET MARRIED.

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truthfulwishes:

she thought she broke it…
and she’s like “yeah i didn’t do anything”

omg but why is she so perfect i isuhkdfsh

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math test:
a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test:
the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test:
explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests:
The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.